- Blake was having some issues with dry scalp and after reading this post, I decided to try using no shampoo on his hair anymore to fix the issue. It worked. Don’t judge because you’d be judging something that was successful. And that would be dumb.
- Payton and I both have never stayed awake for 24 hours. We stay up 20 hours a day at least a couple of days a week but we can’t physically stay up 24 hours. Definitive proof that I, in fact, don’t take meth. Also, I have all my teeth. Don’t ask about people I’m related to though. They have most definitely stayed up for days at a time with the help of some meth. Belee dat.
- I wear Bare Minerals makeup so I don’t have to wash my face before bed.
- I don’t have jealousy in relationships as part of my DNA. Ex-boyfriends cheated but that was just a sign to move on. Also, some of that cheating was pretty hard core if hard core means “conceived a baby.”
- I can’t do onions. I eat them. I just can’t cut them. I buy them frozen to avoid painful tears whilst cutting fresh ones. If a recipe requires fresh, Andy has to cut them.
- People who pay money to go somewhere cold confuse me. Cold=miserable to me. Worse than going somewhere without the Internet. THAT bad.
- Sentences that start with “have you seen that commercial…” or “have you seen that movie…” are always answered with a No. Even if I’ve seen the movie, I won’t remember whatever you say. I don’t watch commercials. Ever. That’s what Tivo is for: commercial avoidance. Duh.
- I don’t think any females in 2010 should have to have cycles (or males, for that matter). If you ask “isn’t that unhealthy to not have them?” the answer is no. Your body doesn’t miss being moody and crampy and bloated.
- I call Payton “Toonce” and Blake “Bucksticiousness” when we’re at home.
- My dad unfriended me on Facebook. Andy’s family ignores me on Facebook. Facebook is just like real life.
- BlakeAlbert.com exists now. And NerdBoy.me redirects to it.
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Wow. You’re in a mood.
Facebook is like real life for me, too. My own brother won’t “friend” me. Awesome.
IUDs rock. Haven’t had a cycle in 2 years. Blissful.
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Shannon Reply:
January 18th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I’m at 9 years now. Love it. Trying to figure out how to make this happen for my teen now. It’s taking a lot away from her life unnecessarily.
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You crack me up….
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Shannon Reply:
January 18th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
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Hilarious.
And having your dad de-friend you is sad. I’m sorry.
I am one of those girls that feel like periods are necessary. I wish I could shake this, but I can’t. Even though I am an evil bitch. And fat. And bleed like I’m 13. I still feel the need.
I call my kids food names at home.
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Shannon Reply:
January 18th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I wish you could shake it too. Life is so much better now.
It is sad. My life has had a lot of sad in it. The ratio has improved the older I’ve gotten.
Which kinds of food?
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my new baby had cradle cap…AKA dry skin..and i got tons of advice on what to do.
not to wash
use baby oil an hour before washing
use the shampoo Sebulux or Selsun Blue/Head and Shoulders
and if it got really bad use a cortisone cream…
it finally went away after lots of scrubbing each night
and I am with Coco…got to have my period…
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Shannon Reply:
January 18th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
We had cradle cap issues too. Massaging with a brush in circular motions fixed it. Blake does it himself now but using no shampoo has taken the flakes away.
I’m sorry you’re with Coco on that. It really is a life changer to not have to deal with it all.
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Interesting randomness here, today.
I’m just waiting for that no periods thing to kick in with my IUD. How long was that until it happened for you?
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Shannon Reply:
January 18th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
First go round, I had random spotting. Second one, none.
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Oh Lord, where to begin?
I HATE when people say, “Have you seen the episode on Grey’s where—” NO BITCH! Don’t ask again. That annoys the shit out of me. Personally.
Just started on a no-period BC. Heaven thus far! And Tone doesn’t know about it. So I can still pull the, “oh, sorry honey, I just started.” Mwahaha! So much power in one little pill.
Conceived a baby!? Now that’s some cheatin.
Please explain the nicknames. Pretty please.
And, FB is JUST like real life. (I hate my enthusiasm) My brother pretends I don’t exist but messages me for favors. Oh, FB.
Keep the randoms comin!
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Shannon Reply:
January 19th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Evolution of a nickname.
Payton > Petunia > Tooney > Toonces
Blake > Bluxty > Buxty > Buxticiousness
They evolve and no matter what I call them, they always respond. I called Payton something like “Pastoni” today and she replied. They’re flexible.
Which BC pill?
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Hilarious!
That’s what happened with Lainy.
Alaina>Lainy>Lainy Lu> LuLu> Wuwu> Wu or Lu.
Petunia is precious. She looks like a Petunia. (Name…not necessarily the flower…)
I’m on Seasonique, but I don’t break when it tells me to. How do you do it? Just not break between months?
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Shannon Reply:
January 19th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
IUD, same as Case and Kami and others who read this blog but haven’t commented yet.
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