This is email correspondence between Andy and me in chronological order (not reverse chronological order like emails usually are). FYI – his surgery is a minor thing for a cyst.
From: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:32 AM
To: Albert, Andrew
Subject:
Wow, Andressity. You’ve been gone a long time. Lots of emails from me when you return. Just add this 1 to the pile.
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From: “Albert, Andrew”
To: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thu, January 21, 2010 12:22:06 PM
Subject: RE:
How do you know I’m not just ignoring you?
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From: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:41 PM
To: Albert, Andrew
Subject: Re:
Because I would kick your ass. Also, you know my crazy ass would consent to auctioning off the house if you don’t respond.
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From: “Albert, Andrew”
To: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thu, January 21, 2010 1:04:20 PM
Subject: RE: Re:
The trick is ignoring without letting you know. Fyi, I was gone from my desk for a few hours this morning.
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From: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 1:15 PM
To: Albert, Andrew
Subject: Re: Re:
Ok, the house is ready for auction. It goes up Feb. 1.
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From: “Albert, Andrew”
To: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thu, January 21, 2010 1:16:32 PM
Subject: RE: Re:
Yep, you are up on craigslist. We will see if there is any interest.
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From: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 1:22 PM
To: Albert, Andrew
Subject: Re: Re:
I edited it to say “free BJs” and now I can’t keep up with all the inquiries. If it wasn’t posted in the “Woman Seeking Mammal” section, the inquiries might be a little higher quality.
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From: “Albert, Andrew”
To: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thu, January 21, 2010 1:23:22 PM
Subject: RE: Re:
I’m glad “free” is in quotes. Now stop before I get fired!
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From: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 1:55 PM
To: Albert, Andrew
Subject: Re: Re:
Are you doing something in February? Other than watching the Dumbo Bowl?
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From: “Albert, Andrew”
To: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thu, January 21, 2010 1:55:41 PM
Subject: RE: Re:
Surgery Feb 5th
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From: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 2010 2:03 PM
To: Albert, Andrew
Subject: Re: Re:
Ok, the week after that (and the dumbo bowl), I’ll be with Marcy most of the Saturday. We’re going to run and make sushi and other things that awesome chicks do.
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From: “Albert, Andrew”
To: Shannon Albert
Sent: Thu, January 21, 2010 2:40:44 PM
Subject: RE: Re:
I like your plan…do what they do…and maybe one day you will become them.
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Andy is such a good sport. The things our husbands put up with!
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I am not a good sport. Shannon needs to understand there are certain things that weren’t meant for public consumption. If I knew my messages were going to be posted, it would have been different.
Come see my next blog post about recorded animal sounds that Shannon makes in private/personal situations. And thus the reason for her email response about “woman seeking mammal”. It is at http://www.whattheheckiswrongwithmywife.com.
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Hilarity! Running to Andy blog as we speak. LOL
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This is *exactly* how I want to talk with my final gf / wife one day.
Awesome.
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Hilarious. Gotta go check out Andy’s blog now. Damn, I hope Trey doesn’t decide to get a blog. I’d be in big trouble.
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You guys need to take this show on the road. You are much more entertaining than any married couple on TV.
And after my visit to the travel clinic yesterday I know how to cure diarrhea in any part of the world almost instantly. Yes, I realize this information makes me slightly creepy in a really useful way. Andy, I have a dose of Cipro and Imodium to fix you right up!
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A little slice of the normalcy we see in your life. Awesome! I would love to post IM’s that go back and forth between me and Hunter. Not sure you guys are ready for that prime time conversation though.
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I 2nd Glen’s comment. Love how he said “final girlfriend”… like there will be no more.
You and Andy are too funny… I’ve thought that before, when you two entertain me with your bantering on Twitter that this is how I want a future relationship to be. You two are damn funny.
Karen IRL
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Shannon Reply:
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:48 pm
I found Glen’s comment a little murderous.
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My side hurts! This is the funniest blog ever. I must admit, however, Andy’s comment about public consumption was my favorite part. If I posted the conversations of my husband and I, not only would he auction our house, he would auction off me.
So funny, Shannon!
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